I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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