I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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