so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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