She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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