Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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