I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
