Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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