Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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