A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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