im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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