I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
