it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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