You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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