I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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