Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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