Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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