I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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