ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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