By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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