Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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