Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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