Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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