so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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