gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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