No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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