dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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