why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I am midnight drunk by noon
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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