how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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