yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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