It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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