Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
