Where did you get a picture of my penis
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
