...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You left your phone here
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