oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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