There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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