How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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