never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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