Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Randomize