we made out on top of his cat.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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