Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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