I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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