i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
did i walk over a car last night?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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