I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
