Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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