He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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