$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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