shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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