god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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