actually, I'm a sock model
We're like a lot better than the average bears
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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