Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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