: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
that may or may not have been my penis.
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