in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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