yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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