So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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