Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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